The sweet is never as sweet without the sour

anyoneseenick:

baroquedown:

I do all of these things

Everyone of these….Speaking of which, I need to pull out my military jacket from its two and a half year slumber.

Source: poorlydrawnlines.com

22 May 2636 anyoneseenick Permalink
lizthefangirl: yourscientistfriend: THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old. thats a little bit shady

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Source: lizthefangirl

22 May 54640 meryldixon Permalink
slutcentre: cassbones: shannananan: acciocupcakes: #such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte the longer you look the funnier it is Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf ^ he’s not anymore

slutcentre:

cassbones:

shannananan:

acciocupcakes:

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

the longer you look the funnier it is

Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf

^ he’s not anymore

Source: theflapofrabdolph

22 May 124967 cesarensalada Permalink

Source: idgafimawesome

22 May 160399 xbreeomarbreex Permalink

psychowolf:

The fourth one: “nope nope nope”

Source: liamnpayne

22 May 97747 meryldixon Permalink

anonymously-ashley:

oopsfuckproductions:

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Fuck yes!

Source: oopsfuckproductions

22 May 77533 meryldixon Permalink

Denmark

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

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Source: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock

22 May 64887 meryldixon Permalink

defranco:

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Oops.

lolololol

hehehe

Source: mediaite.com

22 May 189881 defranco Permalink

thestarsburnedmyeyes:

mmanalysis:

milesjai:

soundlyawake:

I think Kmart just saved their company with one commercial.

THIS IS GOLD.

I have no words.

THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS

Source: soundlyawake

22 May 132111 0myglob Permalink
  • me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok

Source: notgraceful

22 May 116562 0myglob Permalink
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